JOHN SIMONS


BRAND STRATEGIST & BINGO EXTRAORDINAIRE







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Work



Pure Grit BBQ
Brand & Comm Strategy

Bang & Olufsen
Brand Strategy

Pinterest
Brand & Campaign Strategy

Death
Understanding the value of death to the human condition

Satanism
Discovering the Satan inside all of us

Hi, I’m John and these are my cats Carlos & Grand Master Quas.


Sometimes I’m hiking for cystic fibrosis.

Other times I’m probably playing bingo.

Between cat snuggles, I’m working to afford their litter and treats.

︎ See my resume here!


Say hi!


︎ · ︎(609) 972-0572 · ︎ · ︎Download my resume here.